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[ whistling sprightly tune ]

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X-2y calling t-x4.

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Blue sedan
Approaching from the north.

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Do you read me? Over.

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This is t-x4.

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I read you.

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Permission allowed
For blue sedan to pass.

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Anything else?

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I'll see.

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Aunt bee.

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I think it's your father.

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He's talking to a lady.

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Is it lunchtime already?

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Well, it's
Almost noon.

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Oh, what we got?

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Well, we've got
Chicken salad sandwich,

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Sliced tomatoes, pickles,
And blueberry muffins.

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Oh, excellent. Excellent.

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Your father's gonna have
A chicken salad sandwich,

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Pickles, tomatoes,
And a blueberry muffin

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For lunch.

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They're heading
For the courthouse.

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Okay. Signing off.

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There we are.

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Oh, hello, opie.

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Oh, hi, ope.

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I know what you're
Gonna have for lunch, paw.

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Chicken salad sandwich,
Tomatoes, pickles,

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And a blueberry muffin.

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You know
How I know? See?

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What's that?

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It's a walkie-talkie.

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Tommy's up on the roof.

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He's the lookout.

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He heard everything
You said.

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On the roof?

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Tell him to get down
From there.

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Okay.

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T-x4 to x-2y.

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Yeah, t-x4?

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My paw says
Get off the roof.

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Who's tommy?

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He's the new boy
That moved into town.

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His father's
The chief accountant

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At the new
Shoe factory.

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There you are.

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Now, I hope
You like it.

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Oh, I will.

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Don't come home
Too late, opie.

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I won't.
Bye.

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Huh.

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Gee, I didn't know
They made them
That small.

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I bet they're expensive.

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Yeah.

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[ door opens ]

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Hi.

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Hi.

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This is tommy, paw.

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Nice to meet you,
Tommy.

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Same here.

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Tommy's my friend.

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Good. Better stay off
The roof, tommy.

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Okay.

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You're new in mayberry.
How do you like it so far?

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It's okay,
I guess.

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There isn't
Much to do

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In a small town
Like this.

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Well, you'll
Get used to it.

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Opie will
Show you around.

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Gee, is this
The whole jail?

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Yeah, that's it.

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With a jail this small,

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I guess you got
A real easy job.

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Yeah, as long as folks
Behave themselves.

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Hey,
That's some swell gun.

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Andy: don't touch
The guns, tommy.

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They're not
For children.

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Oh, that's all right.
I know what I'm doing.

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I said don't
Touch the guns.

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Don't do that.

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Here he is, andy.

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How you like him?

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Well, my goodness.

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Look at that fine dog.

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Boy, he's nice.

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Where did you
Get him, goober?

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Found him.

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He's a fine dog.

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He's funny-looking.
Funny-looking?

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Yeah, what's wrong
With the way he looks?

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Goober, meet tommy.
Tommy, goober.

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Works over
At the filling station.

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Hey, tommy.
Hi.

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I'd like to have
A dog like this.

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My dad's getting me
A horse.

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Your own horse?

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You mean just for you?

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Yeah,
My dad's just waiting

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To find one
At the right price.

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Hey, ope,
Get one, too.

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Gee, paw...
No, ope.

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Maybe I'll let you
Ride mine.

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Thanks.

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Let's go down
To my house.

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Okay. Bye, paw.
So long, goober.

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Bye, ope. Nice
Meeting you, tommy.

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Well...How you doing,
Good dog?

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What you
Gonna name him?

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Spot.
Spot?

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He ain't got any spots on him,
So I call him spot.

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Oh.

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Made that up myself.

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Bought him that collar,
Too.

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Oh, yeah.

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I'm gonna teach
Him to sit up.

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You are?

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Wanna see? Watch this.
Hey, spot.

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Come on, boy.

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Sit up. Sit up.

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You can do it, boy.
Come on. Sit up.

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Come on, boy.
Sit up. Sit.

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[ whimpers ]

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I knew it.
What?

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He just ain't
A show-off, andy.

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You think it'll work?

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Sure.

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Hey, spot,
You stay right here.

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I'm gonna go in
And put a patch on this tube.

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Come on.

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Good dog.

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Gonna help us pull
A trick on goober, huh?

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Come on. Let's go.

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[ hissing ]

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Now, see? That didn't take
Too long, did it?

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No.

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You little ol' rascal.

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For a second there,

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It sounded like
You said something.

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I did.

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Did you say something to me?

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Sure, I did.

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I'm not talking
Just to hear myself talk.

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Well, hi, goober.

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Hi, floyd.
How are you?

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Oh, I can't complain.

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And you?

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I'm fine, thanks.

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What's new?

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New?

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Nothing's new.

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You seen andy?

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No. No. I...

153
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Want a haircut?

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No, thanks.

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Shave?

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No. I...

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[ laughing weakly ]

158
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Well,
What's so funny?

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I was just thinking
About a tv show
I saw last night

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About a talking dog.

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Ain't that
Ridiculous, floyd?

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A talking dog?

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Oh, sure, it is.

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Of course, they have taught
A lot of things

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To a lot of animals,

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So maybe somebody
Could teach a dog how to talk.

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You really think so?

168
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Well,
If a dog can bark,

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That sound is coming
From his throat.

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Barking ain't talking.

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Dogs can hear,
Can't they?

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Sure, they can.

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If dogs can hear,
They can make sounds.

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Why shouldn't somebody

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Be able to teach them
How to talk?

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You just may have
Something there, floyd.

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A talking dog.

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Wouldn't that be something?

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Oh, boy, if I had
A talking dog, goober,

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I'd give up
This barbershop.

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I'd make a fortune.

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I'll see you, floyd.

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I got to go.

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Goober!

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Hey, goober!

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Hey, goober.

187
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Oh, hey, andy.
Want some gas?

188
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Yeah, I wish you'd
Give me a tank full, goober.

189
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And I got a squeak
In my left front fender.

190
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I wish
You would fix that.

191
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I'll just leave
The car here

192
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And pick it up
Later this afternoon, okay?

193
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Oh, yeah. Yeah.

194
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Teaching your dog
Any tricks?

195
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Well, uh...

196
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Well,
It takes time, goob.

197
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Sure does.

198
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Well...How's goober
Treating you, good dog?

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Huh?

200
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You've gained a little weight
Since you've been here.

201
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When you gonna
Start doing some tricks

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For goober?

203
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Flies.

204
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Well...

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Say something.

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Say something.

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You all right,
Goober?

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Yeah. Fine. I...

209
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I got a bottle of pop.

210
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I'll see you.

211
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I knew you couldn't talk.

212
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Shh. Shh.

213
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But I love you.

214
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I really do love you,
But I know you couldn't talk.

215
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I must've been
Hearing things before.

216
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Anybody knows dogs can't talk.

217
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Who can't talk?

218
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We ought to keep
This thing

219
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Just between you and me
For a while.

220
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A talking dog.

221
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I got me a talking dog.

222
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We...

223
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We gonna be rich!

224
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We gonna be rich!

225
00:10:01,201 --> 00:10:03,807
It's your move, andy.

226
00:10:03,840 --> 00:10:07,881
You move too fast, andy.
Too fast!

227
00:10:11,021 --> 00:10:13,258
Want to do a little fishing
This weekend?

228
00:10:13,293 --> 00:10:14,461
Andy.

229
00:10:14,494 --> 00:10:18,269
I'm concentrating.
I'm sorry.

230
00:10:18,303 --> 00:10:20,774
That's one thing you got to
Learn about checkers.

231
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It's a game
Of concentration.
Yeah.

232
00:10:23,613 --> 00:10:27,922
You can't expect to win if you
Don't watch what's going on.

233
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Whose move is it?
Yours.

234
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Oh. Ah.

235
00:10:37,641 --> 00:10:38,944
Hey, andy. Hey, floyd.

236
00:10:38,977 --> 00:10:40,347
Oh, hey, goober.

237
00:10:40,380 --> 00:10:41,715
Pull up a chair.

238
00:10:41,749 --> 00:10:43,854
Well, I don't want
To interrupt your game.

239
00:10:43,887 --> 00:10:46,492
Oh, you're not
Interrupting anything.

240
00:10:46,524 --> 00:10:48,463
Floyd's got
Me cornered.

241
00:10:48,496 --> 00:10:49,832
My car ready?

242
00:10:49,866 --> 00:10:51,369
Your car?

243
00:10:51,402 --> 00:10:52,771
I forgot it, andy.

244
00:10:52,805 --> 00:10:54,475
Oh, well...

245
00:10:54,508 --> 00:10:57,546
I'll stop by and pick it up
Later on this afternoon.

246
00:10:57,581 --> 00:10:58,783
I'm sorry about your car,

247
00:10:58,817 --> 00:11:00,921
But I've got
Some important things to do.

248
00:11:00,954 --> 00:11:04,395
Like what?
Well, things like...
Selling things.

249
00:11:04,428 --> 00:11:05,930
You mean
Gasoline, oil...?

250
00:11:05,964 --> 00:11:07,566
Furniture.

251
00:11:07,601 --> 00:11:10,407
See, that's what I come over
To tell you.

252
00:11:10,439 --> 00:11:12,411
I'm leaving mayberry.

253
00:11:12,443 --> 00:11:15,883
Leaving mayberry?
Soon as wally finds
A replacement for me.

254
00:11:15,918 --> 00:11:17,754
You mean
You're leaving for good?

255
00:11:17,787 --> 00:11:20,427
Well, I'll come back to visit
If I get a chance,

256
00:11:20,460 --> 00:11:21,896
But who knows where I'll be?

257
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Chicago, new york,
Hollywood, raleigh...

258
00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:26,472
I'll probably be doing
A lot of traveling.

259
00:11:26,504 --> 00:11:28,007
What are you
Talking about?

260
00:11:28,042 --> 00:11:29,979
I can't tell you.
Why not?

261
00:11:30,011 --> 00:11:31,648
He told me not to say anything.

262
00:11:31,682 --> 00:11:32,851
Who?
The dog. Oh.

263
00:11:32,885 --> 00:11:34,922
The dog?

264
00:11:34,956 --> 00:11:36,960
He made me promise.

265
00:11:36,993 --> 00:11:38,563
[ chuckling ]

266
00:11:38,596 --> 00:11:40,066
You hear that, floyd?

267
00:11:40,099 --> 00:11:42,938
The dog made him promise
Not to say anything to us.

268
00:11:42,972 --> 00:11:45,877
Well,
That's terrible, terrible.

269
00:11:45,911 --> 00:11:48,716
Why, you've only known that dog
For a few days,

270
00:11:48,749 --> 00:11:51,622
And you listen to him
Before you li...

271
00:11:51,654 --> 00:11:52,992
[ chuckling ]

272
00:11:53,025 --> 00:11:54,929
All right.
I know. I know.

273
00:11:54,962 --> 00:11:58,569
I couldn't believe it myself
At first, but he can talk.

274
00:11:58,603 --> 00:11:59,905
Spot can really talk.

275
00:11:59,939 --> 00:12:01,441
You sound like
You're serious.

276
00:12:01,441 --> 00:12:04,180
Would I be quitting my job
If I wasn't?

277
00:12:04,213 --> 00:12:07,521
Would I be leaving mayberry?
Face facts, andy.

278
00:12:07,553 --> 00:12:10,026
What kind of facts?
Like you got a dog
That talks?

279
00:12:10,058 --> 00:12:13,533
Yeah. Together me and him's
Gonna be rich and famous.

280
00:12:13,565 --> 00:12:15,771
We're gonna enter
The show business.

281
00:12:15,804 --> 00:12:19,243
Goober and the world's
Only talking dog.

282
00:12:19,277 --> 00:12:21,014
Goober,
I've seen that dog.

283
00:12:21,048 --> 00:12:23,919
I've spent time with him
Right at the filling station.

284
00:12:23,953 --> 00:12:26,058
How come he never said anything
To me?

285
00:12:26,091 --> 00:12:27,594
Well,
Maybe he never felt like it.

286
00:12:27,626 --> 00:12:28,829
I know lots of times
I sit around

287
00:12:28,864 --> 00:12:30,032
And I don't feel like talking.

288
00:12:30,066 --> 00:12:32,070
That's true, andy.
Me too.

289
00:12:32,103 --> 00:12:34,007
For heaven's sakes.

290
00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:36,645
I can see it ain't no use
Talking to you, andy.

291
00:12:36,679 --> 00:12:38,849
Well, you'll have to forgive me,
Goober.

292
00:12:38,883 --> 00:12:40,820
After all,
I'm only a human being.

293
00:12:40,853 --> 00:12:44,060
[ andy and floyd laughing ]

294
00:12:44,094 --> 00:12:45,830
All right,
Go ahead and laugh.

295
00:12:45,863 --> 00:12:47,667
You two laugh all you want to,

296
00:12:47,701 --> 00:12:49,971
But we'll see who laughs last.

297
00:12:50,005 --> 00:12:51,340
[ laughing ]

298
00:12:51,373 --> 00:12:53,312
I'll see you,
Goober.

299
00:12:55,082 --> 00:12:56,820
A talking dog, huh?

300
00:12:56,852 --> 00:12:58,623
A ta...Dog...Oh.

301
00:13:00,828 --> 00:13:01,561
I really didn't mean

302
00:13:01,561 --> 00:13:04,167
To tell andy you
Could talk, spot,

303
00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:06,772
But...Well, it
Just come out.

304
00:13:06,805 --> 00:13:08,977
You'll forgive
Me, won't you?

305
00:13:09,009 --> 00:13:10,612
Don't worry, goober.

306
00:13:10,647 --> 00:13:13,184
He had to find out
Sooner or later.

307
00:13:13,217 --> 00:13:16,391
You're a real pal.
Thanks.

308
00:13:16,424 --> 00:13:17,861
That's okay.

309
00:13:17,895 --> 00:13:19,998
Right now, we've got
To talk about business.

310
00:13:20,031 --> 00:13:22,403
Hey, yeah. I had
Some real good
Ideas about that.

311
00:13:22,435 --> 00:13:23,806
Okay, go ahead.

312
00:13:23,840 --> 00:13:25,276
Well, wouldn't
It be something

313
00:13:25,308 --> 00:13:27,079
If you come out
On the stage

314
00:13:27,113 --> 00:13:30,085
And started singing
"How much is that
Doggie in the window"?

315
00:13:30,119 --> 00:13:31,354
Aw, that's corny.

316
00:13:31,387 --> 00:13:32,925
Yeah, I guess so.

317
00:13:32,957 --> 00:13:35,763
You want me to teach you
A couple of fancy tricks?

318
00:13:35,797 --> 00:13:38,168
No, I'm not good
At doing tricks.

319
00:13:38,202 --> 00:13:40,038
I, uh...
I got a bad leg.

320
00:13:40,071 --> 00:13:42,944
You do?
I'm sorry.

321
00:13:42,977 --> 00:13:46,318
But I know what we could do
That'd really be different.

322
00:13:46,351 --> 00:13:48,121
I could teach you
The tricks.

323
00:13:48,155 --> 00:13:49,324
Me?

324
00:13:49,357 --> 00:13:51,328
Sure. Can't you see it?

325
00:13:51,361 --> 00:13:55,101
The dog gives the orders,
The master does the tricks.

326
00:13:55,135 --> 00:13:56,772
We'd be great.

327
00:13:56,805 --> 00:13:58,242
You really think so?

328
00:13:58,275 --> 00:13:59,811
You bet.

329
00:13:59,846 --> 00:14:01,013
Well...

330
00:14:01,047 --> 00:14:02,817
You want us to be rich,
Don't you?

331
00:14:02,852 --> 00:14:04,086
Well, you know I do.

332
00:14:04,119 --> 00:14:07,292
Okay,
Then let's get started.

333
00:14:07,326 --> 00:14:09,965
Goober...Beg.

334
00:14:09,999 --> 00:14:11,300
What?

335
00:14:11,333 --> 00:14:13,237
Yeah. Beg.

336
00:14:19,952 --> 00:14:22,958
That's not bad,
But hold your paws higher.

337
00:14:24,426 --> 00:14:26,130
That's the idea.

338
00:14:26,163 --> 00:14:28,402
Now...Speak.

339
00:14:28,434 --> 00:14:30,138
What?

340
00:14:30,171 --> 00:14:32,877
Go on. Speak.

341
00:14:32,912 --> 00:14:34,414
What'll I say?

342
00:14:34,447 --> 00:14:37,353
You're not supposed
To say anything.

343
00:14:37,386 --> 00:14:39,024
Just bark.

344
00:14:41,127 --> 00:14:42,898
Go on.

345
00:14:42,932 --> 00:14:44,166
Woof!

346
00:14:45,201 --> 00:14:46,371
Woof!

347
00:14:46,404 --> 00:14:48,141
That's good.
Keep going, goober.

348
00:14:48,174 --> 00:14:49,344
Woof!

349
00:14:49,377 --> 00:14:51,048
Tommy:
Good boy.

350
00:14:51,080 --> 00:14:53,318
Woof! Woof! Woof!
Good boy,
Goober.

351
00:14:53,352 --> 00:14:54,989
Keep barking,
Goober.

352
00:14:55,021 --> 00:14:56,892
[ laughing ]

353
00:14:58,027 --> 00:15:00,466
Hey, tommy, hold it!
It's my paw!

354
00:15:00,499 --> 00:15:01,801
Let's get out of here!

355
00:15:04,507 --> 00:15:06,243
Do you think he saw us?

356
00:15:06,277 --> 00:15:08,148
I don't think so.

357
00:15:08,182 --> 00:15:09,350
Come on.

358
00:15:09,384 --> 00:15:10,987
Woof! Woof! Woof!

359
00:15:13,658 --> 00:15:15,361
Woof! Woof!
Woof! Woof!

360
00:15:17,265 --> 00:15:19,469
Woof! Woof!

361
00:15:19,504 --> 00:15:20,873
Woof! Woof! Woof!

362
00:15:20,907 --> 00:15:23,145
[ growling, barking ]

363
00:15:23,177 --> 00:15:24,380
Hey, goober.

364
00:15:29,556 --> 00:15:31,028
Hey, andy.

365
00:15:31,060 --> 00:15:33,398
Anything I can do for you,
Or did you come over

366
00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:36,071
To have another laugh
At me and my talking dog?

367
00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:37,942
Goober, I'm sorry
About this afternoon.

368
00:15:37,975 --> 00:15:39,144
I really am.

369
00:15:39,176 --> 00:15:41,613
You don't say.

370
00:15:41,648 --> 00:15:43,018
Hear that, boy?

371
00:15:43,052 --> 00:15:45,121
Sheriff taylor's
Apologizing to us.

372
00:15:45,156 --> 00:15:46,558
Think we ought to accept?

373
00:15:46,591 --> 00:15:48,997
Listen, goober...
Wait a second, andy.

374
00:15:49,030 --> 00:15:51,568
I'd like to hear
What my associate has to say.

375
00:15:51,601 --> 00:15:53,637
How about it, spot?

376
00:15:53,672 --> 00:15:56,243
Goober, let's not
Go through that again.

377
00:15:56,277 --> 00:15:57,680
What's the matter, andy?

378
00:15:57,712 --> 00:16:01,121
You don't really think
I believe dogs can talk, do you?

379
00:16:01,153 --> 00:16:04,260
Why,
That's just plain silly.

380
00:16:04,294 --> 00:16:05,595
Go ahead, boy.

381
00:16:05,629 --> 00:16:08,068
Tell him I know
Dogs can't talk.

382
00:16:08,101 --> 00:16:10,272
[ sighs ]
Look, goober...

383
00:16:10,306 --> 00:16:12,743
Go ahead, tell him.
Tell the sheriff.

384
00:16:12,776 --> 00:16:15,016
Goober, please.

385
00:16:15,048 --> 00:16:18,688
Hey, boy, you'll do that for me,
Won't you, huh, won't you?

386
00:16:18,721 --> 00:16:20,425
I barked for you, didn't I?

387
00:16:20,459 --> 00:16:22,696
Well, the least you can do
Is speak for me.

388
00:16:22,729 --> 00:16:24,567
Goober, listen...

389
00:16:24,599 --> 00:16:26,471
I tell you, andy,
He can talk.

390
00:16:26,504 --> 00:16:27,672
He's just being stubborn.

391
00:16:27,706 --> 00:16:29,077
Now, you say something.

392
00:16:29,109 --> 00:16:30,479
Will you listen to me
For a second?

393
00:16:30,512 --> 00:16:32,615
It's because of you.
Because you're a sheriff.

394
00:16:32,650 --> 00:16:35,189
No.

395
00:16:35,221 --> 00:16:38,195
Well, it must be
Around here somewhere.

396
00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:43,471
There it is.

397
00:16:43,505 --> 00:16:44,707
Well, what is it?

398
00:16:44,739 --> 00:16:46,611
A walkie-talkie.

399
00:16:48,648 --> 00:16:50,751
You had a joke played
On you, goober.

400
00:16:50,786 --> 00:16:53,391
Joke?

401
00:16:53,424 --> 00:16:54,694
Yeah.

402
00:16:54,727 --> 00:16:57,832
I guess that's
Some kids' idea of fun.

403
00:16:57,865 --> 00:16:59,537
Kids?

404
00:16:59,570 --> 00:17:03,244
Yeah,
That new boy, tommy.

405
00:17:03,278 --> 00:17:04,780
That was the voice
You heard.

406
00:17:06,517 --> 00:17:09,124
And opie was in on it.

407
00:17:11,327 --> 00:17:12,530
Opie?

408
00:17:12,563 --> 00:17:15,469
Yeah. I saw them
Behind those trees

409
00:17:15,501 --> 00:17:17,205
When I was coming
Over here.

410
00:17:23,818 --> 00:17:27,126
They really know
How to play a good joke.

411
00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:29,429
Well, it's not my idea
Of a good joke.

412
00:17:32,502 --> 00:17:35,176
Andy,
They're just...Kids.

413
00:17:35,209 --> 00:17:36,378
They'll learn.

414
00:17:36,410 --> 00:17:38,215
Yeah, they'll learn.

415
00:17:38,248 --> 00:17:41,453
You can rest assured
Of that, goober.

416
00:17:41,487 --> 00:17:43,392
They're gonna learn.

417
00:17:51,473 --> 00:17:52,643
I didn't say anything,

418
00:17:52,676 --> 00:17:54,613
But I thought he was
A bad influence.

419
00:17:54,647 --> 00:17:56,617
Well, let's not blame it all
On tommy.

420
00:17:56,651 --> 00:17:58,288
He's an instigator.

421
00:17:58,322 --> 00:18:00,525
Maybe he's not the best
Kind of friend for opie to have,

422
00:18:00,558 --> 00:18:02,162
But opie's got
A mind of his own.

423
00:18:02,162 --> 00:18:03,564
He's only 11 years old.

424
00:18:03,598 --> 00:18:05,636
That's old enough to know
It was wrong.

425
00:18:13,552 --> 00:18:14,719
Look at 'em.

426
00:18:14,754 --> 00:18:16,991
Both of 'em,
Just carrying on

427
00:18:17,024 --> 00:18:20,499
Having a fine time,
As if nothing was wrong.

428
00:18:25,975 --> 00:18:27,946
What's the matter, tommy?

429
00:18:27,979 --> 00:18:29,750
I'm sick of playing catch.

430
00:18:29,784 --> 00:18:31,954
Want to have
Some batting practice?

431
00:18:31,987 --> 00:18:33,357
I'll pitch to you.

432
00:18:33,392 --> 00:18:34,559
Nah.

433
00:18:35,595 --> 00:18:37,433
Boy, if I had
My horse right now,

434
00:18:37,465 --> 00:18:40,571
I sure wouldn't be sitting
Around here doing nothing.

435
00:18:40,605 --> 00:18:43,312
Yeah, we'd be out riding,
Wouldn't we?

436
00:18:43,345 --> 00:18:45,715
Sure hope my dad
Finds me one soon.

437
00:18:45,749 --> 00:18:47,018
Well, if he were mine,

438
00:18:47,050 --> 00:18:49,924
He wouldn't be in any rush
To get a horse.

439
00:18:49,957 --> 00:18:52,963
Be some time before he
Could sit in a saddle.

440
00:19:14,607 --> 00:19:16,378
Well, what do you say,
Boys?

441
00:19:16,410 --> 00:19:18,382
Hi, paw.
Hi, mr. Taylor.

442
00:19:18,415 --> 00:19:19,649
Not much happening,
Huh?

443
00:19:19,684 --> 00:19:21,688
No, we're just
Talking things over.

444
00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:24,994
Well...Can't get
In any trouble that way.

445
00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:27,665
I'll see you.

446
00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:29,034
Bye.
Bye, paw.

447
00:19:29,068 --> 00:19:30,805
Hey, uh, tommy...
Didn't you say

448
00:19:30,839 --> 00:19:34,078
Your father was
Looking for a horse
To buy for you?

449
00:19:34,111 --> 00:19:35,916
Did you see one,
Mr. Taylor?

450
00:19:35,949 --> 00:19:37,118
Did you see one?

451
00:19:37,150 --> 00:19:39,022
Well, no, not exactly,

452
00:19:39,055 --> 00:19:40,892
But I was over
At the filling station

453
00:19:40,926 --> 00:19:42,662
And a man came in
And told goober

454
00:19:42,695 --> 00:19:45,034
He had a fine young horse
He had to sell real cheap.

455
00:19:45,067 --> 00:19:47,506
Did you hear that?
Yeah!

456
00:19:47,540 --> 00:19:49,174
Do you know
Where the man lives?

457
00:19:49,208 --> 00:19:51,847
No, I had to leave, but I did
Hear the man tell goober

458
00:19:51,881 --> 00:19:53,717
He was going to leave him
His phone number

459
00:19:53,751 --> 00:19:56,188
In case he knew anybody
That wanted to buy the horse.

460
00:19:56,222 --> 00:19:58,093
We've got to get
There right away!

461
00:19:58,125 --> 00:20:00,599
Would you drive us to goober?
Please, huh, please?

462
00:20:00,631 --> 00:20:02,402
Well...Okay.

463
00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:05,542
But let me make one quick
Phone call first, okay?

464
00:20:05,575 --> 00:20:09,550
Hey, let's wait
In the squad car.

465
00:20:16,831 --> 00:20:20,037
Sarah, will you get me goober
At the filling station?

466
00:20:29,557 --> 00:20:32,194
What's the number, goober?
What's the number?

467
00:20:33,632 --> 00:20:35,000
What?

468
00:20:35,034 --> 00:20:37,239
The man with the horse --
His telephone number.

469
00:20:37,271 --> 00:20:39,275
The man with the horse?

470
00:20:39,308 --> 00:20:40,746
Well, you remember,
Goober.

471
00:20:40,778 --> 00:20:43,050
Oh...That man.

472
00:20:43,083 --> 00:20:45,255
Yeah,
He had a beautiful horse.

473
00:20:45,287 --> 00:20:46,957
I know, but what's
The number?

474
00:20:46,991 --> 00:20:49,896
Now, let me see...

475
00:20:49,929 --> 00:20:51,933
Oh, goober, didn't you
Even write it down?

476
00:20:51,967 --> 00:20:53,737
I didn't have a pencil handy,

477
00:20:53,772 --> 00:20:56,076
But I've got a better way
Of remembering things.

478
00:20:56,109 --> 00:20:57,279
You see...

479
00:20:57,311 --> 00:20:59,082
I told it to my dog.

480
00:21:01,219 --> 00:21:02,522
What's the matter?

481
00:21:02,522 --> 00:21:04,727
Don't look so disappointed.

482
00:21:04,760 --> 00:21:07,566
You see, hardly anybody else
Knows this...

483
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,001
But spot can talk.

484
00:21:10,738 --> 00:21:13,142
Yeah, watch.
Hey, spot...

485
00:21:13,175 --> 00:21:15,246
Remember that number
I told you before?

486
00:21:16,851 --> 00:21:19,254
Can't you remember, goober?
Can't you just try?

487
00:21:19,289 --> 00:21:21,760
Don't worry.
Spot'll tell you.

488
00:21:21,794 --> 00:21:24,098
Tell him, boy.
Tell him the number.

489
00:21:24,132 --> 00:21:25,301
He can't talk.

490
00:21:25,334 --> 00:21:27,338
He's a dog --
He can' talk.

491
00:21:27,372 --> 00:21:28,974
Well, sure, he can.

492
00:21:29,007 --> 00:21:32,148
Come on, boy,
You remember the phone number.

493
00:21:32,181 --> 00:21:35,220
The man that had
The beautiful horse

494
00:21:35,254 --> 00:21:37,626
That he wanted
To sell real cheap.

495
00:21:37,660 --> 00:21:39,328
Speak, boy.

496
00:21:39,363 --> 00:21:41,833
Speak. Speak.

497
00:21:41,868 --> 00:21:44,138
He can't talk,
'cause he never could talk.

498
00:21:44,172 --> 00:21:45,742
What?

499
00:21:45,776 --> 00:21:49,316
I hooked my walkie-talkie
Under his collar.

500
00:21:49,348 --> 00:21:52,053
I was the one
That done the talking.

501
00:21:52,087 --> 00:21:53,857
It was all a trick.

502
00:21:53,892 --> 00:21:55,628
Well, I guess
That makes us even.

503
00:21:56,831 --> 00:21:59,168
Because there never was
A man with a horse.

504
00:21:59,202 --> 00:22:00,370
We made that up.

505
00:22:00,405 --> 00:22:01,973
That was a trick of ours.

506
00:22:02,007 --> 00:22:04,980
[ laughing ]
A pretty good trick,
Wasn't it, andy?

507
00:22:05,014 --> 00:22:06,851
Well, what's so funny
About that?

508
00:22:06,883 --> 00:22:08,053
Nothing.

509
00:22:08,085 --> 00:22:09,423
Nothing funny about that.

510
00:22:09,455 --> 00:22:10,959
It was a practical joke

511
00:22:10,992 --> 00:22:13,163
Just like the one
You pulled on goober.

512
00:22:13,195 --> 00:22:14,967
Practical jokes
Can hurt people.

513
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:18,373
If I was you, I'd
Go home and think
About that.

514
00:22:25,355 --> 00:22:28,325
Now, as for you,
Young man...

515
00:22:28,361 --> 00:22:29,864
Let's go.

516
00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:50,470
I still love you,
Spot.

517
00:22:50,505 --> 00:22:52,107
And who knows?

518
00:22:52,140 --> 00:22:55,480
Maybe one day you'll learn
How to sit up or something.

519
00:22:58,286 --> 00:23:00,458
[ spot barking ]

520
00:23:16,256 --> 00:23:17,558
Hey, goober.

521
00:23:17,592 --> 00:23:19,028
Hi, goober.

522
00:23:19,061 --> 00:23:21,332
Hey, boys.

523
00:23:21,366 --> 00:23:25,374
Goober, tommy and me
Were just talking,

524
00:23:25,408 --> 00:23:28,012
And, well...

525
00:23:29,549 --> 00:23:34,157
Goober, we're sorry about
The trick we pulled on you.

526
00:23:34,192 --> 00:23:37,031
That's okay.

527
00:23:39,536 --> 00:23:42,341
[ fingers snap ]

528
00:23:42,374 --> 00:23:44,880
Hey, goober, you want to play
Walkie-talkie with us?

529
00:23:44,914 --> 00:23:46,181
Well,
How do you play it?

530
00:23:46,215 --> 00:23:48,554
Well, opie and I
Are secret agents.

531
00:23:48,586 --> 00:23:50,256
I'm t-x4,
And he's x-2y.

532
00:23:50,289 --> 00:23:52,061
We have to blow up
A bridge.

533
00:23:52,093 --> 00:23:53,329
And you're our contact.

534
00:23:53,363 --> 00:23:55,000
Hey, okay.

535
00:23:55,034 --> 00:23:57,303
And I'll be xyz-7.

536
00:23:57,337 --> 00:23:58,975
Okay!
And we'll play up on that hill.

537
00:23:59,008 --> 00:24:00,309
And we'll make like
We're surrounded

538
00:24:00,343 --> 00:24:01,948
By a whole bunch
Of enemy agents.

539
00:24:01,981 --> 00:24:04,151
And you're talking to us,
Helping us get out!

540
00:24:04,185 --> 00:24:06,689
Okay. And we'll play like my
Hands are tied behind my back

541
00:24:06,723 --> 00:24:09,194
And spot's an fbi dog.
And he's gonna let me loose,

542
00:24:09,228 --> 00:24:11,266
And I'm gonna come up
And let you all loose.

543
00:24:11,299 --> 00:24:12,668
Okay.
You can use this one.

544
00:24:12,702 --> 00:24:14,071
All right.

545
00:24:14,104 --> 00:24:15,274
You press
That button there.

546
00:24:15,307 --> 00:24:17,077
And when you don't
Want to talk,

547
00:24:17,110 --> 00:24:19,114
Then you just lift it up
And then you talk through this.

548
00:24:19,148 --> 00:24:20,383
Okay. Okay.

549
00:24:20,417 --> 00:24:23,992
This is xyz-7.
Calling fbi dog spot.

550
00:24:24,025 --> 00:24:27,231
Xyz-7 calling fbi dog spot.
Over.

551
00:24:27,263 --> 00:24:29,302
Come in, fbi dog spot.

552
00:24:29,334 --> 00:24:32,008
[ barking ]

553
00:24:33,744 --> 00:24:36,984
[ whistling sprightly tune ]